Lunch Lady Land

Just to the right of Waitress in the Sky is a nine bolt wonder with nice pockets and reachy moves. Starts with a powerful ledge move to a place where you can pick your own side dish of pockets, to pockets to more pockets. All four food groups of holds down low lead to a slightly painful crux at the third bolt. The climbing gets insecure here so take your time before you tackle the meat of this climb.

The main course of climbing stays technical and pumpy before allowing you to finish up on a section of beefcake slab. Grab a rest and some desert. One of the best features of this climb is the tricky business on and around the arete. Drink your milk. You'll wish you had eaten more vegetables as you wrestle your way to the anchors.

While most school lunch ladies are overweight divas with obnoxious moles and hair growing from strange locations, this lady is a beautiful line on some very tasty limestone with great holds and key features.

Not a gimme! This climb will have you coming back for seconds and thirds.

Right after getting schooled by the Waitress in the Sky, reflake your rope and take a couple of steps to the right. Be sure to eat all your carrots and peas before attempting to redpoint.

nine bolts and closed shut anchors.